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Recorded by: Valentina Monetta
Music by: Ralph Siegel
Lyrics by: N/A
Language: English
Other versions: English
This entry did not qualify for the ESC final.

Facebook uh, oh, oh (A satirical song)

Ooh... ooh... (I like)
 
Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?
It's the story about a social door you've never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh...
Everybody loves you so
Facebook, ooh oh oh...
Everybody lets you know
 
Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
Do you wanna play cybersex again?
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh...
Everybody loves you so
 
You're loggin' in, then it begins
And your computer is swinging and taking your time away
The scene is right for a socialite
Now you're on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace)
Never gonna let you go
 
So you wanna make love with me?
Am I really your cup of tea?
Are you really the one that you never really meet?
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace)
Never gonna let you go
 
You're loggin' in with just a friend
But soon Mark Zuckerberg's hammerin', clamourin' round the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it's googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh...
How about a little chat?
Facebook, oh oh oh...
Meet you on the Internet!
 
Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about dirty tricks?
Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door
 
Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like)
Everybody does a show
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace)
If you like it, click and go
 
Do you know that it's instant loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin?
Wanna know what this book's about?
Then how about logging out?
 
Facebook, now I've got a million friends
Goodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends
(Facebook)

The lyrics also contain a few words in Italian.

  • Mark Zuckerberg - co-founder and chief executive of the social networking site Facebook.